Welcome

Hello, amigos e amigas. Come enjoy some designs made by a certified crag gremlin. Who certified me? No one. A crag gremlin is forged solely through their love of the rock.

I may not be the best climber, or the best artist, but every day I’m the best at waking up furious that I’m not opening my eyes to the sunlight at the crag, about to crawl out of my tent, gremlin-style, to brew some coffee while I warm up my fingies.

So, I thought: in this world where nothing is pure except the relationship between a climber and the wall, why not share my doodles and make a little bit of money so that I can finally buy those La Sportiva Comps? I can make something I’m kinda proud of (wow) and get my gremlin ass on a rock (hell yeah).

I do what I do because I love climbing, and I love the community. No matter the grade or the style, we’re all creatures of the crag. Thanks for stopping by and for supporting a fellow climber and artist.

Enjoy the designs, and see ya at the crag, gremlin. Allez!

Frequently-asked questions

Stay curious, gremlin.

  • do you hand-draw all your designs?

    100%. There's no AI BS here, baby. All of these designs are drawn by my calloused little crag gremlin hands. Also, I'm terrible at technology.

  • do you make the actual product?

    Yes (mostly)! All of the accessories are 100% made by hand, by me. The clothing is purchased blank, and I print or embroider my hand-drawn designs on them myself.

  • where do you get all your great ideas?

    A Crag Gremlin never reveals their secrets.

  • This shirt/sweatshirt is too beautiful to wear at the crag. what should i do?

    Look, I get it- you don’t want to wear your fancy clothes to the crag. As a climber, a Crag Gremlin T-Shirt may even be the fanciest piece of clothing you own. And that’s what you need to do- own it. Stained it with blood and coffee and dirt? Even more authentic. Ripped it? A new place to clip quickdraws when your harness gets full. Someone stole it after you took it off to go send your proj? Buy another one (or two)!

  • why aren't your products cheaper?

    That's art, baby. But actually, it's for two reasion:

    1. This is a small operation, so I don't have the luxury of doing everything in super large quantities, which is how things become cheaper, and I also don't have much start-up capital.

    2. I'm trying to balance quality and price. I don't want to sell people a T-Shirt that's going to look like shit after 10 washes, so I didn't pick the cheapest T-shirts out there, but I also didn't pick the most expensive, because I know we're all dropping too much money on climbing gear already.

  • why can't you ship to other countries?

    Unfortunately, as of August 12th, 2026, the EU has put in force Regulation 2025/40, known as the Packaging and Packaging Waste Regulation (PPWR), in an effort to reduce, as you can probably guess, packaging waste. Instead of doing the reasonable thing and simply banning the manufacturing of unsustainable and harmful packaging in the first place, eliminating the problem at its source, the EU has decided to put the onus on every single person selling and shipping their products, which is already killing small businesses and independent creators. ----

    Crag Gremlin already uses reused and/or recyclable and/or sustainably-sourced packaging, but unfortunately, the PPWR forces all businesses and people selling any goods (including individuals) to pay money to obtain a certification in EACH EU COUNTRY to which they are shipping, which must be renewed and repaid yearly. This would be a burden of hundreds or thousands of euros per year, which I am unable to pay. Until something changes, I can unfortunately only sell locally for now.

  • there's a problem with my order/shipping

    Damn, that sucks. You can email crag.gremlin@gmail.com or fill out the contact form and I’ll sort it out for you.

    CAN I RETURN OR EXCHANGE MY PRODUCT?

    Only if you want to make me sad. Actually, though, in Portugal you have 30 days after the receipt of the item to notify me if there is a defect in it and request a replacement or a refund. Additionally, the product has a 3-year gaurantee in which the consumer has the right to request a replacement or repair if the item has a problem that is outside the scope of normal wear-and-tear during the proper intended use of the product, if it is not caused by consumer mishandling. Read more about the return and refund policy here.